Roommates ‘horrified’ after House Dem ‘serrated’ chicken’s head off, podcast says

First on Fox: Colleagues of Rep. Mary Glusenkamp Perez, D-Wash., now 37, said they were “horrified” after the incumbent Democratic congressman seeking re-election this year “serrated” a chicken’s head using a “blunt kitchen knife” while they were living together.

The incident allegedly stemmed from the vulnerable Democratic congresswoman and her associates engaging in “urban farming,” a practice very popular in Portland, where they went to a small private school called Reed College.

Glusenkamp-Perez’s former roommate and others associated with her from their time at Reed College recounted the incident when they were all trying to look for ways to humanely kill the chicken, but Glusenkamp-Perez allegedly thought everyone was “f—ing pu-ies,” so she “grabbed” the chicken and began “grinding” it. [the chicken] “It falls with a blunt knife,” causing the animal to begin “gasping for air without having lungs to suck it in.”

“Then she picked up the body and it was splattering and blood was everywhere like some crazy Santeria voodoo ritual,” recalls her former roommate, Isaac Egger, attending Reid, who also wrote about his home’s “epic failure” at urban farming in 2014.

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Rep. Mary Glusenkamp Perez (D-Washington) (Tom Williams/CQ-Roll Call, Inc via Getty Images)

Iger, who hosts the podcast that brought together people from Glusenkamp-Perez’s past for an episode a few weeks ago, declined to speak with Fox News Digital or provide any comments or clarify events from his time with the Washington state congresswoman. He pointed out to Fox News Digital that his podcast is a joke, and said that if he had to explain any part of it, that would dampen the comedic value.

“Mary said bravely: ‘I’ll send this chicken,’” Egger recounted on The Guardian Podcast episode Subscribers must pay to listen to a song called “Absolutely Sweet Marie Gluesenkamp Perez”.

“Dude, I’ll never forget, ‘How do I humanely kill a chicken’ on YouTube, and Mary was like, ‘You cowards, like, are you on YouTube?'” Sam added. “We were, you and I on a computer, trying to figure it out, so I grabbed it and started moving it around.”

“That’s not what happened at all,” Iger interrupted. “She just didn’t cut it.” I took a dull kitchen knife and tried to sharpen it[ly] Cut… She was grinding this thing with a blunt knife and I remember you being terrified. It was really bad. We saw, for example, a decapitated chicken, gasping for air without lungs to suck it in, then lifting its body as it splattered and blood spread everywhere like some crazy Santeria voodoo ritual.

While Sam objected to the serrations, he maintained that the knife was quite dull and said “absolutely” after Egger began describing the sight of chicken blood flowing everywhere.

“Sure, sure. Everyone knows you can run around like a chicken with your head cut off, but what that statement ignores is what happens to the head without the body, and it’s also still fully functional for a moment,” Sam continued as Egger laughed.

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Iger went on to point out what he felt the incident symbolized, especially regarding his old college roommate’s time as a representative-elect. Member of the US Congress.

He said that while part of him “respected” Glusenkamp-Perez for her “courage” and proactiveness in killing the chicken, he also criticized the inhumane nature with which she killed the chicken, which he said represented a great deal of “arrogance” the congresswoman had even as an undergraduate at a small private liberal arts school.

Rep. Emily Randall, D-Wash., accepts a “chick” plaque from Rep. Michael Baumgartner, R-Wash., left, as members of the Washington state delegation look on, in the Longworth Building on Friday, Jan. 9, 2026. The plaque goes to the newest member of the delegation in each new Congress. Pictured in background, from left, are Reps. Baumgartner, Mary Glusenkamp Perez, D-Wash., Marilyn Strickland, D-Wash., Dan Newhouse, D-Wash., Kim Scherer, D-Wash., and Rick Larsen, D-Wash. (Tom Williams/CQ-Roll Call, Inc via Getty Images)

“I think Mary is very proud and she’s an incredibly stubborn person and I think she has incredible confidence in herself,” Iger said during the podcast episode, which centered entirely around the congresswoman and her history with her in college.

“I guess [that] “This is what it takes to be a congressman,” Iger said.

“I think we’ve found a lead here, yeah,” Sam added. “I think also, being like, ‘Fuck the consequences. I’m just going to, like, be stubborn.’ And just, like, ‘I’ll take care of this.’ That’s probably a really bad idea, but here I am. It’s already been done. It’s already happening.”

During the Jan. 29 podcast episode, Iger, Boguslav, who also declined to speak to Fox News Digital, and Sam also recounted their time living with Gluesenkamp Perez and the rabbit she brought with her at the time that was called “Meatball.” According to a staff of former Reed College students, Glusenkamp-Perez would raise Meatballs and then eat their babies.

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“One of my friends said that when he came home one time, the rabbit-eating cult started,” Iger said during the podcast. He and Boguslav recall how “absent-minded” Glusenkamp-Pérez was when it came to their “urban farming project,” describing how they often had to take care of the farms. Her animals For its sake they will perish less.

“Did you go with her to raise her rabbit and we watched them smash the rabbit against the wall?” Iger asked Sam during the podcast episode.

“Meatball? Hell yeah,” Sam replied.

Rep. Mary Glusenkamp Perez, a Democrat from Washington, reads a document on the steps of the U.S. Capitol in Washington, D.C., U.S., Saturday, September 30, 2023. (Anna Rose Leyden/Bloomberg via Getty Images)

Iger also took shots at the congresswoman he roomed with, calling her an interloper and accusing her of “pretending to be a poor person” during her college years and even today despite his belief that she would likely have her college costs paid for by her parents, arguing that she could not qualify for financial aid.

“Her parents are wealthy. Because if you can — and she’s one of four kids — if you can afford $40,000 a year for college, which doesn’t include like the other, like at least $10,000 a year in living expenses, then you’re wealthy,” Iger said during his podcast. “It means she was not eligible for financial assistance. Now, what she says is in order – this is part of her tradition. She is definitely pretending to be a poor person.”

“Which never happens in Red,” Boguslav replied sarcastically, laughing. “For me.”

Iger also accused Gluesenkamp Perez of lying about being a fifth-generation Washingtonian during the two-hour podcast episode, claiming she was originally from Houston.

“I grew up in Houston, Texas. “Her father was Mexican, born in Mexico, where her mother, who was from Washington, met him. She brought him across the border, and then Mary brought him as an anchor child,” Egger said.

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Rep. Mary Glusenkamp Perez, Democrat of Washington state, walks up the steps of the U.S. Capitol. (Photo by Anna Moneymaker/Getty Images)

Glusenkamp Perez is a congressman Represents Washington’s 3rd Congressional District, Which covers the southwestern part of the state, including the Vancouver and Portland area suburbs around Clark County.

She was first elected to Congress in 2022 and then re-elected in 2024. Glusenkamp-Perez vastly outperformed all of her rivals, with nearly $2.5 million in cash, according to Ballotpedia.

Her closest competitor is Republican John Brown, a Washington state senator, who has just over $700,000 in cash, according to Ballotpedia.

Glusenkamp-Perez, nor any of her representatives, responded to Fox News Digital’s request for comment on this story.